(The real reason I cycle every day is because I’m preparing for THIS moment)
(The real reason I cycle every day is because I’m preparing for THIS moment)
It really makes me happy to think that my nephew has a framed picture of me in his bedroom.
It’s also really fucking funny that the picture is my mugshot from the time I was arrested.
Tonight I’m an alley cat, yeah
More afraid of you than you are of me
but if you leave some food out on the porch
I might stay until theres nothing left to eat.
I’d be sitting alone in a lunch room in high school
if I wasn’t, sitting alone at a punk show in Ashville
Tonight the upper left hand side of my chest
has a whole as big as the one in my pockets
I might’ve kissed you wearing a bullet-proof vest
But hell, you kissed like a rocket
I’d be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that
didn’t have a bedroom
— Just Because I Don’t Say Anything - Wingnut Dishwashers Union
Just Because I don’t Say Anything - Wingnut Dishwashers Union
I’d be a teenage virgin, jerking off in my bedroom
if I wasnt a 20 year old virgin that
didn’t have a bedroom
(Source: protituto, via leanforwardslightly)
One of the previous tenants of my room has left some porn magazines which I’ve only just found after 8 months ???
I guess I must be doing something right.
My neck and head are mighty achy
(Source: Spotify)
your answers are all so typical of your personalities i love this
those freckles though
Freckles!
+44° 59’ 15.93”, +7° 6’ 33.07”
imagine the shyest boy you know
that boy has a penis
that sometimes gets erect
Picture of me before me and Gunner’s anniversary dinner. It was getting dark so I couldn’t get a good one. But I wore my new sexy black dress, and...
“A fly landed near him.”
Submitted By: Carey B.
Location: California, United States
I walk into the bedroom
And you are still asleep in my bed,
In the 10 AM sun.
You rest in peace
Looking like Jesus Christ—
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